Be The Architect of Your Own Life
sith53511spawn:

Qui-Gon Jinn

sith53511spawn:

Qui-Gon Jinn

jedimasternickx:

Does any other guy find it awkward when you’re at a urinal and some other guy, even if he’s following the urinal rules and isn’t right next to you, and gets those wandering eyes and looks over at you….

…and by “looks over at you”, I don’t mean in the eyes…

…or the face…

I get ya, I’m like that normally. I honestly don’t like the idea of standing their, with no shielding what so ever, trying to do my business. It’s not a comforting feeling at all, but no one was in their but me and my nephew at the time, so I overlooked it….then Sauron walked in and all awkwardness ensued.

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

lolrogerdodger:

Yay for retail 😓😓😓

lolrogerdodger:

Yay for retail 😓😓😓

I guess this is a total guy problem…

Does any other guy find it awkward when you’re at a urinal and some other guy, even if he’s following the urinal rules and isn’t right next to you, and gets those wandering eyes and looks over at you….

…and by “looks over at you”, I don’t mean in the eyes…

…or the face…

…or the shoulders…

…or the nipples…

…or the bellybutton…

…but at your dick…

Like really? Do you mind? Are you enjoying this? Do you want a picture? Do you want to touch it? Do you want to get hot and heavy in the stall?

No? (sadface)

Ok then, Sauron, shift your gaze elsewhere.

I’m not on of those guys that’s like, “Hey bro, you fucking faqqot, imma kick yo ass if you look at my dick again.”

Yea….no…my name isn’t Laquan.

I just find it…uncomfortable.

Especially when my 10 year old nephew is washing his hands behind me after doing his own business.

Oh, living in Las Vegas is a dream…

…I’m rolling my eyes…

Currently listening to this on repeat. Glad Amaranthe is still releasing new material! :))

Currently listening to this on repeat. Glad Amaranthe is still releasing new material! :))

naito-nii:

polemosdragon:

complicated-inqueersition:

apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

It’s practically the same fucking thing calm your titties people.

"They say you are…………………………. Wyvernborn."

ambrosine-awholenewworld
This This this This is what we talked about before ja

I can literally see it.. the day when the world comes under attack by Dragons and when the dragons come swooping down from the sky, people will yell: “Dragons! save yourselves!” one of you people will show up out of nowhere and be like: “excuse you, that is a Wyvern.” right before you get devoured.

naito-nii:

polemosdragon:

complicated-inqueersition:

apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

It’s practically the same fucking thing calm your titties people.

"They say you are…………………………. Wyvernborn."

ambrosine-awholenewworld
This This this This is what we talked about before ja

I can literally see it.. the day when the world comes under attack by Dragons and when the dragons come swooping down from the sky, people will yell: “Dragons! save yourselves!” one of you people will show up out of nowhere and be like: “excuse you, that is a Wyvern.” right before you get devoured.

When the dumbest cashier grabs a walkie, after specifically being told not to, but still gets one and tries to describe an object, we’re all like…

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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priceless.

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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people

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Lord of the Rings

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the cities of skyrim

My OTP has to be me and calories.